GLOW (TV Series)

This Is One of Those Moments (2017)

Jackie Tohn: Melanie Rosen

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• Ruth : [Yiddish accent]  Shalom, everyone! Shalom! Mazel, mazel! I am Gittel, the Orthodox Warrior! It's all about the Jews now.

  Melanie Rosen : What the fuck is this?

  Ruth : [Yiddish accent]  I will beat you with a chicken. I will lock you up with my completely covered legs and guilt you into submission.

  Sam Sylvia : What now?

  Ruth : It's my new character. See... Look, you're right, you're right. If Russia can't go to war with America, what's the point? Right? So, I'm gonna take...

  [points at Arthie] 

  Ruth : the terrorist, and we are gonna kill. I'm gonna... I'm gonna build settlements all over your ass, and then you're gonna try to blow me up, but it won't work because I'm too clever and thrifty. And then I'll just... Like I'll enter the ring with 17 children who have those little curls and... Oh God! It's gonna be great! I mean, uh, don't get me wrong. I love the Russians. I love the Russians. Could have gone all the way with the Russians, who are... They're pretty big Streisand fans, by the way. But then again, who isn't? I gotta adjust. So, it's all about going with the flow. Just... Come on, bitch. Watch me drop some Talmud on your head.

  Arthie Premkumar : Um...

  Melanie Rosen : You don't...

  Arthie Premkumar : I, I've been working on stuff with Melrose.

  [frustrated look on Ruth's face] 

  Ruth : What am I supposed to do?

  [pause] 

  Debbie : [Southern accent]  Typical whiny Soviet.

  [Debbie drops ice pack and heads down to the ring] 

  Debbie : [Southern accent]  'What should I do? I'm so cold, so I only dress in gray and build things out of cinder block.' Lousy Commies. You think your nukes are so big? Wait till you get a load of our warheads. Because this is the greatest country on Earth, and I am willing to fight for it.

  Sam Sylvia : Yeah.

  Debbie : Let's go, you dirty Russian.