- Linda Belcher: Teddy, keep an eye on Grandpa potato. Don't let Bob put him in the fryer.
- Bob Belcher: I'm not going to fry your grandpa.
- Linda Belcher: You threw away that piece of toast that looked like it was saying "Wow".
- Teddy: That was a dark day.
- Zeke: Whoa, save the drama for the stage, Tina-ssee Williams.
- Tammy: Yeah, don't get your pubes in a tube.
- Tina Belcher: I will get my pubes in a tube! You should all get your pubes in a tube!
- Mr. Frond: What does an Executive Producer do?
- Louise Belcher: Basically, accept awards and give interviews.
- Tina Belcher: And Gene, when you said things were good with a Z in the end, was that a load of crap too?
- Gene Belcher: I shouldn't have put that Z in the end. That is my biggest regret in all of this.
- Louise Belcher: That half day is so close I can taste it.
- Gene Belcher: It tastes like victory, and nachos.