"The Mick" Pilot (TV Episode 2017) Poster

(TV Series)

(2017)

Thomas Barbusca: Chip Pemberton

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Quotes 

  • Geno : 'Sup, Chippy? How are your folks liking the clink?

    Mackenzie Murphy : [cackling]  Oh!

    Chip Pemberton : Freaking Geno Pinero! I hate that guy.

    Mackenzie Murphy : Yeah. Well, do something about it.

    Chip Pemberton : Like what? The guy is a maniac. He stuck a garden hose up Danny Clerkin's butt and the water shot out of his nose!

    Mackenzie Murphy : Okay. Well, that didn't happen, but I am delighted that the rumor exists. Look, pal, next time he gives you crap, yank his pants down and point at his tiny pecker. That'll do it.

  • Mackenzie Murphy : [seeing Chip with a bloody nose]  Oh, great. What happened to you?

    Chip Pemberton : I'll tell you what happened. I tried to trump violence with humor and violence won by a landslide.

    Mackenzie Murphy : Well, clearly you didn't do it right. Did you remember to laugh at his tiny penis? That part's pretty important.

    Chip Pemberton : It was humongous! I'm lucky he didn't beat me with it.

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