Mom (TV Series)

Cornbread and a Cashmere Onesie (2016)

Allison Janney: Bonnie Plunkett

Quotes 

• Bonnie : When I was pregnant with this one, one of my friends thought it was a bad idea, I came *this* close to having an abortion.

  Christy : WHAT?

  Bonnie : I told you.

  Christy : UH-UH, DID NOT, I would've remembered!

  Bonnie : Calm down, it's not like I did it.

  Christy : Who, who is this woman?

  Bonnie : Relax, you don't know her, because I never talked to her again after that, which is my point what could happen with you and Jill.

  Christy : In one breath you tell me that you almost had me aborted and now you tell me I might've lost my best friend, what kind of pep talk is this?

  Bonnie : Oh my God, you get mad at me when I pay attention and you get mad at me when I don't pay attention.

• Bonnie : Cheese and crackers, would you look what they're paying for sperm?

  Jill Kendall : Yeah, back in college I was up to my eyeballs in this stuff, now I have to sign a check for it.

• Bonnie : I can tell her how painful it was to have you come out feet first.

  Christy : I came out feet first so I could run!