The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (TV Series)

Dinah Shore/Charles Nelson Reilly/Teri Garr/Thalassa Cruso (1977)

Johnny Carson: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Johnny Carson : If anything should happen to Billy, Foster Brooks automatically becomes the president's brother.

• Johnny Carson : If I would have stayed in the reserve, I would have been a captain - do you realize that?

  Ed McMahon : Yes - but you didn't, so start saluting.

• Teri Garr : I like your show.

  Johnny Carson : Good - thank you.

  Teri Garr : That's the problem with doing it, because I think I'm watching it. And then, I find out that I'm here, and that I have to be listening. And I have to answer the questions.

• Johnny Carson : I haven't asked that question before, and I want to get it out before I go to that great kinescope up in the sky.

• Johnny Carson : [on indoor plants' upkeep during vacations]  Can't we leave, and - well, doesn't the greenhouse stay there, and the plants just do what they do?

  Thalassa Cruso : The greenhouse'll probably stay there, unless your crime problem is worse than ours in the east.