- [Danny goes to visit Lord Tollemache, a distant relative, at Helmingham Hall. They meet on the long tree-lined drive outside the hall]
- Lord Tollemache: Welcome to Helmingham.
- Danny Dyer: What a gaff you've got here!
- Lord Tollemache: I've put the drawbridge down for you.
- Danny Dyer: Can I drive over it?
- Lord Tollemache: Certainly can.
- Danny Dyer: [to himself, as he drives across the drawbridge over the moat] The geezer's got a drawbridge. F***ing hell! Right, let's go have a bunny with the lord.