- Johnny Carson: [on the Army-Navy game] Emotionally, I have to root for the Navy - but my dad was... but my dad was in the Army. My sister was a hostage.
- Robert Blake: I haven't gone to the bone orchard...
- Johnny Carson: The bone orchard?
- Robert Blake: I haven't, uh, gone to the hospital.
- Johnny Carson: Well, that's...
- Robert Blake: I ain't in Folsom. Uh...
- Johnny Carson: What more could a man want out of life?
- Robert Blake: Miracles galore!