Sharknado 5: Global Swarming (2017 TV Movie)

Tara Reid: April

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• Orion : Your wiring's rather wonky.

  Electra : It's like someone tried to shove a Commodore 64 hard drive into a MacBook Pro.

  Orion : Who put you together in the first place?

  April Wexler : My father.

  Electra : Typical.

  Orion : Men.

• Fin Shepard : How do you afford all this?

  Nova Clarke : We don't. The Sisterhood is a covert organization. Our sect includes world leaders, doctors, and even a stripper.

  April Wexler : I heard that!

• Dr. Bramble : Where is Dr. Wobblegon?

  Fin Shepard : Sharknado got him.

  April Wexler : I'm so sorry.

  Dr. Bramble : Well, everyone's replaceable.

  [a shark bites her] 

• April Wexler : That's a huge shark.

  Fin Shepard : That's no shark.

  Shin : That's a Shark-Zilla.