Mom (TV Series)

Freckled Bananas and a Little Schwinn (2016)

Anna Faris: Christy Plunkett

Quotes 

• Christy : I don't even know why we're buying a birthday present for Jill, she's not even speaking to me.

  Bonnie : That tends to happen when you tell people they're not fit to reproduce.

• Jill : [about Christy's stolen sunglasses]  Those are Prada.

  Christy : No, they're knockoffs.

  Jill : Knockoff is everything else you're wearing, those are real.

• Christy : It's just so unfair. I work my ass off, I'm sober, I give a penny way more than I take a penny, and all I have to show for it are some knockoff sunglasses that aren't even polarized.

  Bonnie : What does that mean anyway, polarized?

  Christy : I don't know, the point is I deserve it!