- Homeland Security Comander: End of the line Dixon! Your script has been written.
- James Dixon: It's not the end until My God says cut!
- Monte Bridgemen: God is the director of our story, and He'll never let the main character die.
- Senator: We can't just arrest them! They know too much! I said I want them silenced! We'll just make it look like an accident for the news. So give the command... commander!
- James Dixon: Distressed Damsel: 'you saved me your my hero' Hero: 'anytime SWEETIE'
- Monte Bridgemen: That doesn't say SWEETIE, that says SWEATY.
- James Dixon: ...ok, maybe there was a bit of a typo there... but you should know just by looking at the contents, that it's a term of endearment! That it's not SWEATY, but SWEETY! You need to learn how to act!
- Monte Bridgemen: I need to learn how to act? YOU need to learn how to spell!