Himself - Host: And finally, new rule: now that the media, the White House, and political junkies have made such a big deal about the first hundred days, let's stop doing that. A hundred days? It's such an arbitrary number, like waiting a half hour to swim after you eat, or waiting for the third date to have sex, or not having a drink until 5:00.
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Himself - Host: [laughs] Who fucking made that up? But in the case of Donald Trump, I will say this about a hundred days: it does give us enough evidence to ask those liberals who couldn't bring themselves to vote for Hillary because she was the "lesser of two evils", quite a bit lesser, wouldn't you say now?
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Himself - Host: And no, this isn't about re-living the last election or about my great love for Hillary which never was. It's about winning the next election. And that begins with learning the difference between an imperfect friend and a deadly enemy.
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Himself - Host: Jill Stein said of her...
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Himself - Host: ...electoral rivals, Hillary and Trump, "To me, one is death by gunshot wound, and the other is death by strangulation." Well, I'm sure with Trump in charge and a racist Attorney General, there'll be a lot more of both. My dear friend Cornell West said during the campaign "I think Trump will be a neofascist catastrophe, and Clinton will be a neoliberal disaster." I don't even know what "a neoliberal disaster" even means, but whatever it is, isn't it better than a fascist one? Have you people lost your fucking minds?