Mom (TV Series)
Martinis and a Sponge Bath (2017)
William Fichtner: Adam Janikowski
Quotes
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Adam : So explain 'riding the zero' to me.
Christy : Well first you have to understand that I used to be really poor.
Adam : Worse than now? Because you steal toilet paper from work.
Christy : Anyway, one time my gas tank was on zero, but I had to get to my job, so I just drove it, and it lasted for eight days, like Hanukah.
Adam : You know that's bad for the engine, right?
Christy : You are such a man.
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Adam : Hey, your mom said I could hang out here, is that okay?
Christy : Hang out, hang yourself, I really don't care right now.
Adam : Whoa! What's wrong?
Christy : I'm sorry. My car broke down and I had to walk for 3 miles in these cheap polyester pants, my thighs about started a fire.
Adam : You want me to take a look at your car?
Christy : Well, actually it didn't so much break down, as I just ran out of gas.
