Mom (TV Series)

Martinis and a Sponge Bath (2017)

Allison Janney: Bonnie Plunkett

Quotes 

• Bonnie : [Christy's been in a car accident]  Oh my God, what if she's got amnesia and forgot I'm her mother?

  Jill Kendall : Then there's a silver lining.

• Bonnie : This is insane! Why wasn't I her emergency contact? I'm her MOTHER.

  Nurse Patricia : Some people don't like their mothers.

• Bonnie : The doctor gave me some questions to ask you. What is your name?

  Christy : Christy Jolene Plunkett.

  Bonnie : Good. What is this place?

  Christy : [looks around]  Earth?

  Bonnie : I'll take that.

• Danielle : [Adam's passed out on the couch]  I see we lost Adam.

  Bonnie : Yeah, mixing pain pills and alcohol will do that. Not to me or Keith Richards, but we're special.

• Bonnie : So how long did you ride the zero?

  Christy : Four days.

  Bonnie : [proudly]  Remember the time we made it from Denver to Utah without stopping?

  Christy : Well it's different when you're going down a mountain.

  Bonnie : That wasn't a mountain, it was a miracle!

• Bonnie : [Adam snorts then farts in his sleep]  You realize whoever wins this gets him

  [Adam farts again]