Mom (TV Series)

Martinis and a Sponge Bath (2017)

Jaime Pressly: Jill Kendall

Quotes 

• Bonnie : [Christy's been in a car accident]  Oh my God, what if she's got amnesia and forgot I'm her mother?

  Jill Kendall : Then there's a silver lining.

• Jill Kendall : People make having kids seem so fulfilling.

  Christy : People? What people are you talking about?

  Jill Kendall : Facebook people, Instagram people.

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  Christy : Well nobody's going to post a video of their kids finger painting with dog poop.

  Jill Kendall : [horrified]  That happens?

  Christy : That's *most* of what happens.

  Jill Kendall : Then why do people do it?

  Christy : Well, this could just be the concussion talking, but because it's worth it. It's 60% hard work, 40% joy, your numbers may vary, but having kids just makes everything seem worthwhile.

• Jill Kendall : [to Wendy]  I keep forgetting you have a job.

• Jill Kendall : Okay, I have some concussion questions to ask you. WHAT-IS-YOUR-NAME?

  Christy : Christy Jolene Plunkett.

  Jill Kendall : Your middle name's Jolene?

  Christy : Yeah.

  Jill Kendall : So why do you go by Christy?

  Christy : Because Jolene is stupid.

  Jill Kendall : Oh, so apparently my dead grandmother's name is stupid. Next question, what is this place?

  Christy : Orlando!