Mom (TV Series)
Martinis and a Sponge Bath (2017)
Anna Faris: Christy Plunkett
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Quotes
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Adam : So explain 'riding the zero' to me.
Christy : Well first you have to understand that I used to be really poor.
Adam : Worse than now? Because you steal toilet paper from work.
Christy : Anyway, one time my gas tank was on zero, but I had to get to my job, so I just drove it, and it lasted for eight days, like Hanukah.
Adam : You know that's bad for the engine, right?
Christy : You are such a man.
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Jill Kendall : People make having kids seem so fulfilling.
Christy : People? What people are you talking about?
Jill Kendall : Facebook people, Instagram people.
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Christy : Well nobody's going to post a video of their kids finger painting with dog poop.
Jill Kendall : [horrified] That happens?
Christy : That's *most* of what happens.
Jill Kendall : Then why do people do it?
Christy : Well, this could just be the concussion talking, but because it's worth it. It's 60% hard work, 40% joy, your numbers may vary, but having kids just makes everything seem worthwhile.
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Jill Kendall : Okay, I have some concussion questions to ask you. WHAT-IS-YOUR-NAME?
Christy : Christy Jolene Plunkett.
Jill Kendall : Your middle name's Jolene?
Christy : Yeah.
Jill Kendall : So why do you go by Christy?
Christy : Because Jolene is stupid.
Jill Kendall : Oh, so apparently my dead grandmother's name is stupid. Next question, what is this place?
Christy : Orlando!
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Adam : Hey, your mom said I could hang out here, is that okay?
Christy : Hang out, hang yourself, I really don't care right now.
Adam : Whoa! What's wrong?
Christy : I'm sorry. My car broke down and I had to walk for 3 miles in these cheap polyester pants, my thighs about started a fire.
Adam : You want me to take a look at your car?
Christy : Well, actually it didn't so much break down, as I just ran out of gas.
