- [Max tears up Bruhl's eviction notice]
- Bruhl: You think that's the only copy? Sweet. We'll be back at 6:00. Pack your bags... or don't. I don't care. Either way, you're out at six. Tick-tock, tick-tock.
- [Sophie has just demonstrated to Daniel her mastery of martial arts]
- Daniel Hunter: Where did you... How did you do that?
- Sophie: Oh, I learned that from a kung fu movie.
- Daniel Hunter: Yeah, right. You're trained. What dojo?
- Sophie: No, my father never actually let me do any sports and he never let me go to school, either. So I was tutored at home and in the meantime, I just watched every single kung fu movie I could find.
- Daniel Hunter: You didn't go to school?
- [Sophie shakes her head]
- Daniel Hunter: How did you find friends?
- [Sophie looks downcast]
- [the Hunters make their plans to counter Bruhl's eviction notice]
- Daniel Hunter: What about me?
- Sal Hunter: And what about Sophie? What do we do with her?
- Tess Hunter: She can stay here for now. And Daniel, you keep an eye on her.
- Anika Hunter: I'll be he'll do more than keep an eye on her.
- Max Hunter: Sal, we gotta work out the perfect defense system. Hey, you ever heard of McMacho?
- Sal Hunter: Mack who?
- Max Hunter: Dude, I can't believe you've never watched McMacho. It was such a great show. You never saw the one where McMacho disarmed an atomic bomb with nothing but a mozzarella stick and some dental floss?
- Max Hunter: See, McMacho would know how to create a trap for anyone who tired to come in here. He was the best. He *is* the best.
- Sal Hunter: As is me.
- Max Hunter: Excuse me? You?
- Sal Hunter: Yeah, because I'm not fictional. McMacho's just an old TV character with too-tight jeans and a mullet.
- Sophie: The armor is the best defense. I will cry out, but my eyes are clear.
- Tess Hunter: What did you say?
- Sophie: Uh, the armor is the best defense. I will cry out, but my eyes are clear.
- Tess Hunter: That's the same sentence on the piece of paper The Relations showed us, but it was written in Latin... but what makes you say that?
- Sophie: Well, I was looking at that suit of armor and it reminded me of the quote from an old letter from Kees Hunter to Jan Saganash. My father thought it was some kind of clue, but he could never figure it out. Then again, I don't think he ever realized that there could really be a suit of armor in the house.
- [Sophie, disguised as Saganash and using his voice distortion machine, threatens Bruhl]
- Tess Hunter: Then swear this to me. I, Bruhl, will destroy the Hunter family and take their house by any means necessary - legal or illegal.
- Bruhl: I, Bruhl, will destroy the Hunter family...
- Tess Hunter: Say it to the statue over there.
- Bruhl: I, Bruhl, will destroy the Hunter family and take their house by any means necessary - legal or illegal.
- Tess Hunter: Thank you, Bruhl, and now wave to the camera. Say, "Cheese!"
- Tess Hunter: [Tess switches to her natural voice] That's right we have it all, on tape.
- [last lines]
- [referring to Sophie's apparent doublecross]
- Max Hunter: Once a Saganash, always a Saganash.