Mom (TV Series)

Teenage Vampires and a White Russian (2018)

Anna Faris: Christy Plunkett

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Quotes 

• Ray : [about his hesitance to go to AA]  I don't go for the God thing.

  Christy : Your higher power doesn't have to be God, it can be anything.

  Bonnie : Yeah, mine's Oprah. What *can't* she do?

• Christy : I got fired today, but it didn't take.

• Christy : [after Bonnie throws Ray out]  Well, to be fair, I never thought you'd ever get sober, but you did.

  Bonnie : Same with you.

• Bonnie : Who fired you, the new management?

  Christy : Yeah, *Geoffrey*.

  Bonnie : With a G?

  Christy : Yeah, douche with a D.

• Christy : Geoffrey fired me again today, unfortunately this time it stuck.

  Bonnie : No! This completely wreaks havoc with our ecosystem, I'm roof, you're food!

  Christy : I know.

• Christy : Sobriety without AA, think how much free time we'd have.

  Bonnie : Yeah, I could finally write my young adult novel.

  [everybody stares] 

  Bonnie : I have it all outlined in my head. It's about teenage vampires, and then one of them gets cancer. You're hooked, right?

  Christy : I don't want to say yes, but, yes.

• Geoffrey : If you don't get out of here, I'm calling the police.

  Christy : And how would that call go exactly? 'Oh no, a tiny little woman wants to work here for free, help me!'