Mom (TV Series)

A Few Thongs and a Hawaiian Funeral (2017)

Jaime Pressly: Jill Kendall

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Quotes 

• Natasha : I'm in good hands with Bambi here.

  Jill Kendall : Bambi?

  Christy : It was my stripper name.

  Jill Kendall : You named yourself after a baby deer who saw his mother get her head blown off?

  Christy : ...I had the big eyes.

• Jill Kendall : Emily, do you want to try on this bra?

  Emily : Please stop saying bra.

  Jill Kendall : Would brassiere be better?

  Christy : Brassiere: B-R-A-S-S-I-E-R-E, brassiere.

  [grins] 

  Bonnie : Actually I think there's a Z in there, but good try anyway.

• Jill Kendall : I remember when I was in rehab, I felt so lonely and scared and just wanted to drink all the time.

  Natasha : You've been in rehab?

  Christy : Yep, and look at her now, she hasn't driven a Maserati into a storefront for 3 whole years!

• Jill Kendall : Here you go, Natasha, we got you some sugary snacks, you should be able to trade those for cigarettes.

  Natasha : Thanks.

  [to Emily] 

  Natasha : Hey baby, Christy's gonna help me get out of here so we can move to LA.

  Jill Kendall : [forced smile]  I'm sorry, how long we were gone?

• Jill Kendall : This is just like the rehab I was in.

  Christy : Really? Because when I went to visit you, the pool boy led me right to your cabana.

  Jill Kendall : That doesn't mean it wasn't hard, for instance, that pool was *not* heated.

• Jill Kendall : Ooh these are cute. Emily, how're you set for panties?

  Emily : [from the dressing room]  Please stop talking!