Mom (TV Series)
A Few Thongs and a Hawaiian Funeral (2017)
Anna Faris: Christy Plunkett
Quotes
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Christy : Right now your brain is still in detox, which means every single thing you're thinking is wrong or bad.
Natasha : Yeah but...
Christy : Wrong!
Natasha : I think I get...
Christy : Bad!
Natasha : You're not even listening to...
Christy : Wrong! And if you keep it up, I might throw in 'stupid' too.
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Christy : Here's where you write down the names of everyone that did you wrong, and here's where you write what they did, and the most important part, the role that *you* played in it.
Natasha : But, I didn't do anything.
Christy : Really, Natasha? You're in rehab, your child is in foster care, and a meth head bit you on your punching hand. Are you *sure* you didn't have anything to do with it?
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Natasha : I'm in good hands with Bambi here.
Jill Kendall : Bambi?
Christy : It was my stripper name.
Jill Kendall : You named yourself after a baby deer who saw his mother get her head blown off?
Christy : ...I had the big eyes.
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Jill Kendall : Emily, do you want to try on this bra?
Emily : Please stop saying bra.
Jill Kendall : Would brassiere be better?
Christy : Brassiere: B-R-A-S-S-I-E-R-E, brassiere.
[grins]
Bonnie : Actually I think there's a Z in there, but good try anyway.
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Jill Kendall : I remember when I was in rehab, I felt so lonely and scared and just wanted to drink all the time.
Natasha : You've been in rehab?
Christy : Yep, and look at her now, she hasn't driven a Maserati into a storefront for 3 whole years!
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Jill Kendall : This is just like the rehab I was in.
Christy : Really? Because when I went to visit you, the pool boy led me right to your cabana.
Jill Kendall : That doesn't mean it wasn't hard, for instance, that pool was *not* heated.
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Christy : [on the phone] No Natasha, that's a bad idea. Yeah, okay, bye.
[hangs up]
Wendy : What'd she want to do?
Christy : Host a casino night at the rehab center to steal everyone's disability checks.
Bonnie : I tried that once, it's a bitch cashing them.
Marjorie : Hey, at least she thought about it and called you before she just went and did it.