Elementary (TV Series)

High Heat (2017)

Lucy Liu: Dr. Joan Watson

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• Dr. Joan Watson : NYOOPI helps people find detectives. Why do you have a problem with that?

  Sherlock Holmes : Because I want people to be able find detectives who've earned the right to be called detectives.

  Dr. Joan Watson : Well, if it were up to you, there would only be four or five people like that in the whole world.

  Sherlock Holmes : Your point?

• Dr. Joan Watson : Is he dead too?

  Detective Marcus Bell : No, but he came close. He's been in the ICU at Saint Bedes for a week. Checked himself in with 104 degree fever. He was delirious, told the nurses his name was Lando Calrissian. That's why we couldn't find him.

• Dr. Joan Watson : There have been a lot of guests this week, and I can't help but think that there might be more effective ways to work through everything that went down with Shinwell.

  Sherlock Holmes : Since everything went down with Shinwell, you've cleaned your office twice, you've taken three remedial cases, and then cleaned your office again, so is that the picture of mental health I should aspire to?

• Sherlock Holmes : Disgraced FBI agents, idiots off the street, me. We are all equal in the eyes of this group.

  Dr. Joan Watson : You're being a snob.

  Sherlock Holmes : Someone has to be.

• [Alerted that Sherlock Holmes is in her bedroom upon arriving at the brownstone, Joan Watson goes upstairs to find the room covered in dropcloths spattered with fake blood and an equally-spattered Sherlock wearing protective gear while standing behind a small table bearing a coconut filled with fake blood] 

  Sherlock Holmes : Hello.

  Dr. Joan Watson : OK, whatever this is, does it really need to be happening in my bedroom?

  Sherlock Holmes : This is helping me determine how much force was used to beat Carter Gibson and Fred Kirby to death. I didn't think you'd mind.

  Dr. Joan Watson : OK, so, you've already made one miscalculation, so how is the rest of your math going?