The Weak Ones (2017)

Eduardo Eliseo Martinez: Lopez

Quotes 

• Carles : Bro, the other day a chick showed up with a cooler. I thought it had beer inside. But when I opened it there was an arm, fucking covered in ice. It smelled like shit. That thing must have been rotting for a while. It stank like shit. So, I asked the girl: - What the fuck is this? - Oh, he was my boyfriend, Juanito. He was chopped to pieces. And I said, What the fuck do you want me to do? - I want you to finish a tattoo, that's what he wanted. So I go and check the tat, and asked her: What's this shit? She said "It's me, it's my face". Man, that shit looked more like a dog, and she was hot, dude. So I tell her, OK, I'll do it right here and now. So, when I was finished, would you believe she didn't even have any liquor or money on her... so I ended up fucking her, man.

  Lopez : Shit yeah! Shit yeah!

  Carles : I did her so good, she said, "I'll bring you Juanito's leg tomorrow", man.

  Lopez : Let's get down to business. This fucking blondie here is looking for the Sierra League gang.