Guns Akimbo (2019)
Daniel Radcliffe: Miles
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Quotes
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Miles : Don't worry, this isn't a love story about some nerd trying to get the girl like she's an Xbox achievement to be unlocked.
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Zander : Cops are looking for you. Seems like you're in some deep shit now. Always knew you were a fuck up.
Miles : Let me go.
Zander : What'cha gonna do? Take me on? You gonna hit me amigo? You el loco?
Miles : Shut the fuck up! Stop pretending you speak fucking spanish you fucking idiot!
Zander : Hey I'm sorry please don't kill me.
Miles : You put me down every time I come in that door! You docked my pay for attending my mother's funeral, and you hit on my girlfriend in front of me! I am so sick of you and all of your fucking shit! Fuck you and fuck that fucking chipmunk!
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Miles : No respawns. No one-ups. No extra lives. I just killed this fucking guy.
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Miles : Behind the keyboard I'm the ultimate troll hunter. I know I should just let it go, but I just couldn't resist. Yeah, get angry at me. Let's do this.
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Miles : [Narrating] You see, in real life, watching your ex pistol-whip some guy's teeth out gives you PTSD, not a raging lady boner.
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Nix : Just go, come on.
Miles : What? Me? Why do I have to go first?
Nix : Open the fucking door.
Miles : I'm not exactly great at opening doors right now.
Nix : Come on.
Miles : Honestly, I still don't trust you. You might shoot me in the back.
Nix : I promise, that when I do shoot you, it will be in the front.
Miles : You have already shot me like a dozen times. I can feel the bullets rattling inside me when I walk.
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Miles : Did I win?
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Miles : Fun factoid, guns are way loud than in the movies. In real life, Rambo would not be killing guerilla fighters, he would be learning sound language.
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Miles : [thinking] Oh man, I even can't remember the last time I walked outside without my face in my phone. Everything looks so HD.
