F Is for Family (TV Series)

Landing the Plane (2017)

John DiMaggio: Scoop Dunbarton

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Quotes 

• Bob Pogo : [Bob pulls up his car to meet with Frank, with Rosie, Red & Carl in the back of Bob's car]  Gentlemen, make no mistake, we are about to commit a serious crime. And to quote Benjamin Franklin "We must all hang together or, most assuredly we shall hang separately."

  Frank Murphy : Thanks, Bob.

  Bob Pogo : Having said that, my brother-in-law Stan is an alderman, and if this thing goes south, I'll have the ability to make a deal faster than all of you.

  Red : [to Bob]  Not if I gut you like a deer first.

  Frank Murphy : Okay. Let's go over the plan to get rid of Scoop one more time. It is now exactly 11:13.

  Bob Pogo : The flight for Duluth leaves at 3:57.

  Frank Murphy : I'll be there doing my snack run no later than 3:10.

  Rosie : [Cuts to the airport]  We'll take care of Scoop.

  [Off-screen] 

  Red : [Phineas goes by the airport to drop off elephant tranquiller]  Our union contact will meet you will the means to neutralize him.

  [Off-screen] 

  Rosie : Once gets the stuff to me, I'm going to put it in a proper hands.

  [Marks the suitcase with an x] 

  Carl : We'll mix a little cocktail for Scoop and make the handoff.

  [Carl and Red mixes the tranquillizer in a water bottle, before handing it to Pogo] 

  Carl : .

  Bob Pogo : [On his scooter Bob picks up the bottle from Carl]  And I've got the hardest job of all.

  [Pogo grunts as he gets off his scooter] 

  Bob Pogo : Steady.

  [Then he walks to Scoop Dunbarton. Scoop is humming and writing 'Nice Smelling Ugly Fucker' on the wall] 

  Bob Pogo : Here's the coffee you wanted.

  Scoop Dunbarton : I didn't ask for no bean juice. Now, give me that bean juice!

  [Scoop swipes to bottle away from Bob Pogo and drinks it instantly] 

• Roger Dunbarton : MURPHY?

  Frank Murphy : Ah shit!

  Roger Dunbarton : You accidental ejaculations thought you could get rid of "MY" nephew by stashing him on a plane? He's a Dunbarton! Your genetic superior!

  Scoop Dunbarton : [chanting his name to the tune of "Charge!"]  Scoop! Scoop! Scoop! Scoop! Scoop! Scoop! Scoop! Scoop...

  Roger Dunbarton : I will see you ROT in a DUNGEON, and your children will make my underwear in a CAMBODIAN SWEATSHOP! And I will wear it once, throw it out, AND DEMAND MORE!

  Scoop Dunbarton : SCOOP A TY DOOP TY...

  [He blows up with an explosive suitcase with his last lines, and cut Roger's throat with a newspaper] 

  Frank Murphy : Holy shit.

  [Sue gasps with Roger Dunbarton cut to the throat] 

  Frank Murphy : Mr. Dunbarton...

  Roger Dunbarton : [Looks at his newspaper of Scoop Dunbarton with his last lines while bleeding]  Fucking Idiot!

  Frank Murphy : [Looks at Roger's death]  Holy Shit.

  Frank Murphy : [Looks at Scoop's death]  HOLY SHIT!

  Bob Pogo : OH! SWEET JESUS!

  [People screaming when Sue came to Frank until Bob gasping about Dunbarton dead] 

  Bob Pogo : I think Dunbarton would have wanted us to take the rest of the day off.

  Sue Murphy : Frank!

  Frank Murphy : Sue?

  [Frank saw her. She hugs him] 

  Frank Murphy : [Saw a bullet in his arm]  Ah!

  Sue Murphy : Oh, my god! Are you okay?

  Frank Murphy : I'll be fine. It went right through. And I did kinda ask for it.

  Sue Murphy : I know. I heard everything you said.

  Frank Murphy : Oh. Yeah, I don't think I was making a whole lot of sense.

  Sue Murphy : I knew exactly what you meant. And it was beautiful.