F Is for Family (TV Series)

Landing the Plane (2017)

Haley Reinhart: Bill Murphy

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Quotes 

• Jimmy Fitzsimmons : [Jimmy grunts as he crushes ants with one of his crutches]  I am Ant-ius and I am fickle god! Sucker!

  Bill Murphy : [Bill bikes over to the Fitzsimmons house]  Hey, Jimmy.

  Jimmy Fitzsimmons : Well. if isn't Bill, the compassionate pussy. Have you come to...

  [mockingly] 

  Jimmy Fitzsimmons : save someone's life?

  Bill Murphy : Look, Jimmy, sorry for the whole hockey stick thing. And if you want to beat me up, go ahead.

  Jimmy Fitzsimmons : [Jimmy walks over and almost hits Bill, but puts his crutch down as Bill says flinches, then Jimmy laughs]  . Made you flinch you freckled fairy.

  Bill Murphy : [laughs nervously]  That's a good one Jimmy.

  Jimmy Fitzsimmons : Thanks, I thought of it in the hospital. You didn't have to take me to the emergency room like that, but you did.

  Bill Murphy : You would have done the same if it was me.

  Jimmy Fitzsimmons : No. I would let you die in the street. Then I'd move you're body so it looked like you were blowing yourself. And I'd sell tickets to anyone who wanted to see a dead kid blowing himself. You and me are okay now, Murphy. Just don't piss me off again.

  Bill Murphy : I won't, I swear. Thanks, Jimmy, I'll see you around.

  Bridget Fitzsimmons : [Bridget opens the door]  Who's that?

  [about Bill] 

  Bridget Fitzsimmons : .

  Jimmy Fitzsimmons : That's the dickweed that took me to the doctor.

  Bridget Fitzsimmons : Thanks for saving my brother.

  Bill Murphy : [Bill blushes]  You're welcome.

  Jimmy Fitzsimmons : [to Bill]  What are you smiling at?