Good Boys (2019)

Brady Noon: Thor

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• Hannah : This is what happens when you don't respect women.

  Lucas : I respect women. My mom's my best friend!

  Thor : What about me?

• Officer Sacks : What do you have in your pants?

  Thor : My penis?

  Officer Sacks : Pull it out.

  Thor : [Thor pulls a beer bottle out of his pants]  I also have a big dick.

• Lucas : [after Thor has stolen Hannah's handbag, they empty the contents on the table, Thor holds up a tampon]  What is it?

  Thor : I have no idea.

  Max : That's a tampon.

  Lucas : What's it for?

  Max : Girls shove it up their buttholes to stop babies from coming out. An eighth-grader told me that.

  Lucas : The human body is truly a mystery

• Thor : Does this look like a sippy cup? No, it's a fucking juice box! Because I'm not a fucking child!

• Lucas : What are you doing?

  Max : Getting rid of the drugs! I'm just gonna throw them in the stream!

  Lucas : It could contaminate the water.

  Thor : We can throw it in the forest.

  Lucas : It's a sex drug. What if a fox eats it and it tries to fuck a squirrel? It'll kill him!

• Lucas : Lets cut the shit, are you a pedophile?

  Claude : What? No.

  Max : Lucas, if you were a pedophile standing in front of three single boys would you admit it?

  Lucas : Probably not.

  Max : Then why would he?

  Claude : Aw, come on, do I look like a pedophile?

  Lucas : 1000%.

  Max : Yes.

  Thor : Yes, absolutely.

  Max : That's not fair.

• Max : Nobody even kissed.

  Thor : Yeah, not on their mouths, at least.

• Thor : [from trailer]  I found all these weapons in my parents' closet.

  Max : Think your parents will let me wear this for halloween?

  Lucas : Ah-nal beads?

  Thor : It's Japanese for nunchucks motherfuc-

  [he hits himself in the face with the beads] 

  Thor : OH! Fuck!

  Lucas : Are you okay?

  Thor : It smells like shit.

• Max : We're in sixth grade now. We need to start doing sixth-grade things.

  Annabelle : I know what cocaine is.

  Thor : Annabelle! Get the fuck out of here! Beanbag boys only, you little shit!

  [to Max] 

  Thor : Annabelle's been watching Dateline. She now knows what cocaine is.

  Annabelle : Hi.

  Max : Oh, my god!

  Thor : What the fuck?

  Annabelle : Let me a beanbag boy. I'll grow a tiny penis like Thor's.

  Thor : Mom!

• Thor : First sippy cup and now this? I'm two weeks into 6th grade and I'm already a social piranha.

• [last lines] 

  Annabelle : Thor? What are you doing in mom and dad's room?

  Thor : Get the hell out of here, Annabelle!

  Annabelle : That swing is for sexing. People do sex on it.

  [Max, Thor, and Lucas look at her] 

• Claude : Okay, listen carefully, 'cause I'll make this offer only once. 400 bucks to take her off your hands.

  Thor : No, we need 550 U.S.

  Claude : Fuck off! What, that's my entire allowance!

• Lucas : [form the bonus features]  We can't go to the mini-pool without parents or guardians

  Thor : Don't be a fuckin' skank, Lucas

  [Max starts laughing offscreen]