Good Boys (2019)

Jacob Tremblay: Max

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• Lucas : [after Thor has stolen Hannah's handbag, they empty the contents on the table, Thor holds up a tampon]  What is it?

  Thor : I have no idea.

  Max : That's a tampon.

  Lucas : What's it for?

  Max : Girls shove it up their buttholes to stop babies from coming out. An eighth-grader told me that.

  Lucas : The human body is truly a mystery

• Max : You guys don't understand shit. I have hormones flowing through my body making me do crazy things! Do you even know what it feels like to want to rub up against a tree all the time?

• Lucas : What are you doing?

  Max : Getting rid of the drugs! I'm just gonna throw them in the stream!

  Lucas : It could contaminate the water.

  Thor : We can throw it in the forest.

  Lucas : It's a sex drug. What if a fox eats it and it tries to fuck a squirrel? It'll kill him!

• Lucas : Lets cut the shit, are you a pedophile?

  Claude : What? No.

  Max : Lucas, if you were a pedophile standing in front of three single boys would you admit it?

  Lucas : Probably not.

  Max : Then why would he?

  Claude : Aw, come on, do I look like a pedophile?

  Lucas : 1000%.

  Max : Yes.

  Thor : Yes, absolutely.

  Max : That's not fair.

• Max : Nobody even kissed.

  Thor : Yeah, not on their mouths, at least.

• Max : She's a total nymphomaniac.

  Lucas : She starts fires?

  Max : No, she's a nymphomaniac. Someone who has sex on land *and* sea.

• Thor : [from trailer]  I found all these weapons in my parents' closet.

  Max : Think your parents will let me wear this for halloween?

  Lucas : Ah-nal beads?

  Thor : It's Japanese for nunchucks motherfuc-

  [he hits himself in the face with the beads] 

  Thor : OH! Fuck!

  Lucas : Are you okay?

  Thor : It smells like shit.

• Max : We're in sixth grade now. We need to start doing sixth-grade things.

  Annabelle : I know what cocaine is.

  Thor : Annabelle! Get the fuck out of here! Beanbag boys only, you little shit!

  [to Max] 

  Thor : Annabelle's been watching Dateline. She now knows what cocaine is.

  Annabelle : Hi.

  Max : Oh, my god!

  Thor : What the fuck?

  Annabelle : Let me a beanbag boy. I'll grow a tiny penis like Thor's.

  Thor : Mom!

• Max's Dad : [after he finds out Max took his drone]  Everything you like is now canceled! Birthdays are canceled. Holidays are canceled. Summers... canceled.

  Max's Mom : Winter is coming.

  Max : I'm sorry, daddy.

  Max's Dad : No, no, no! You are no longer allowed to call me daddy. Call me Andrew, or Mr. Newman, or Warden.

• Max : We do everything together. We're the Bean Bag Boys.

  Soren : That's a dope-ass name.

• [first lines] 

  Max : Oh, fuck yeah.

• Max : [after he hits Benji with the paintball gun]  Oh, shit.