- Iris West-Allen: Thanks, Bart. I really appreciate the help. Today especially.
- Don Allen: [Being held by Bart] No, no, down, down!
- Bart Allen: Come on, Dad. Stay whelmed.
- Iris West-Allen: *Don't* call him "Dad".
- Bart Allen: Oh, yeah, right. Spoilers. Sorry, Grandma.
- Iris West-Allen: And don't call me "Grandma"!
- John Smith: Greetings, children. And fellow parents.
- Will Harper: Glad you're here, John. It's tough being the only dad in the room.
- Iris West-Allen, Lynn Stewart-Pierce, Queen Mera, Karen Beecher, Raquel Ervin: Is it now?
- Will Harper: [Quickly] No, maybe not.
- Artemis Crock: Welcome to the fake-your-own-death club. Its membership is very exclusive and I'm the president.
- Lobo: I could buy a new vest and regenerate new skin, but you sure ain't gonna grow new heads to replace the ones I tear off ya!
- Prince Orm: [in Atlantean; with English subtitles] Finally, everyone has arrived. It is a full house. It is time.
- Sandra Wu-San: I am impressed. Look at all you've accomplished. You discovered where the parents and children came to gather for their play date. You leased the house across the street, set up wire taps, cameras, microphones, infra-red You've truly mastered the surface world. These are useful skills. Worthy of the Shadows. Not to be wasted.
- Prince Orm: I am glad you approve, Lady Shiva. Now watch as I step outside and with one blast from Neptune's trident, deal a blow from which the so-called heroes will never recover.
- Sandra Wu-San: Yes, you could do that. It has been contemplated. As you know, it's what the Light refers to as their...
- Prince Orm, Sandra Wu-San: Nuclear option.
- Sandra Wu-San: But the thing about going nuclear, is that one must be prepared for mutually assured destruction. So the Light has vowed never to use this option lightly.
- Prince Orm: Please. I am Orm, the Ocean-Master. A Prince of Atlantis.
- [scoffs]
- Prince Orm: Prince... I should be King! Instead I spent six years inside an Atlantean prison! Six years! I will not be denied my revenge.
- Sandra Wu-San: [sighs] That's what the Light assumed. That's why I'm here.
- [unsheathes her sword]
- Prince Orm: Hmm?
- [Shiva beheads Orm]
- Gretchen Goode: No worries, my friends. A plan is in place. We'll deal with these naughty children in our own good time.
- G. Gordon Godfrey: And the truth, in my opinion, is that these goofy glasses are just another way for kids to disengage from the world, disrespect their teachers, disappoint their parents, discombobulate their emotions, and etcetera...
- Brion Markov: A surprise attack proves nothing!
- Dick Grayson: Hmm. In your case, it proves you need to train for surprise attacks.