Yahtzee: I know what you're gonna say, "Yahtzee, "You slick Internet paparazzi, "Surely it's always fun "To stick the butt of a gun "Up the arse of a goosestepping Nazi!" Well, if you like starting punch-ups in bars, Or your head has been lodged up your arse, Wolfenstein may give At least some joie de vivre, Otherwise don't bother. Two stars.