Gang Leader: Yo, homeboy, where ya been, man? We've been looking for you.
Man in Sunglasses: Yeah, we ain't seen you around Burger World lately. So where ya been?
'Weird Al' Yankovic: Oh, you know, around.
Gang Leader: Want a piece of pizza? Think I got an extra piece around here somewhere.
'Weird Al' Yankovic: No, that's okay, really.
Man in Sunglasses: [offers a Ding Dong] Yo, Ding Dong, man! Ding Dong. Ding Dong, yo!
'Weird Al' Yankovic: No, thanks, really.
Gang Leader: [tries to give Al a burger] Yo, eat this, man. It's good for you.
'Weird Al' Yankovic: I'm... not really very hungry right now.
Gang Leader: Hey, man, what it is with you? You on some kind of diet?
Man in Sunglasses: Yeah, is that what they teach you in that little sissy school of yours?
'Weird Al' Yankovic: Back off me, man, back off!
Gang Leader: The question is, are you fat, or what?
'Weird Al' Yankovic: Just leave me alone!
Gang Leader: I said, are you fat?
'Weird Al' Yankovic: Get off me, man! Stop it!
Gang Leader: You ain't down with us no more! You ain't fat! You ain't fat!
'Weird Al' Yankovic: You ain't fat! You ain't nothin'! YOU AIN'T NOTHIN'!