Princey: There is a way of simultaneously make them feel special, and show them how awesome you are!
Thomas: How?
Princey: [dreamy face and voice] You find up what might be making their life difficult...
Dad: [same dreamy voice] Yeah?
Princey: [suddenly frowning] And you kill it!
Anxiety: [concerned] What?
Princey: [to Valerie, while epic music starts playing] You there, young maiden! What is burdening your life? Perhaps an evil stepmother or a dragon witch?
Logic: A dragon witch?
Valerie: [looking to the right, with an over the top distressed voice] Yes, this dragon witch has been ruining my life!
Dragon Witch: [off screen] F... *bleeping sound*... ck you, Valerie!
Princey: [Rising a samurai sword] I shall save you!
Thomas: Is that a samurai sword?
[Princey yells angrily while running off screen to the right. Then swordfighting sounds are heard. Dad watches with thrilled expression. Thomas also looks up startled. Anxiety looks with a serious face to the camera, breaking the fourth wall. Logic sighs]
Dragon Witch: [off screen] Aw, my spleen!
Princey: [coming back looking exhausted] All saved!
Valerie: [emotional] You made me feel special! And you're awesome!
Princey: [with face of satisfaction] What can I say? I'm a mean spleen stabbing machine!
Logic: [whispering to Thomas] In no reality would this be a situation.
[Thomas nods and agrees, saying "Sure" with no sound]
Princey: And afterwards, you do a grand gesture!
Dad: [pointing up] That wasn't a grand gesture?
Princey: You wed them!
Princey: [to Valerie] Will you marry me?
Valerie: [gasping] Yes!
Valerie: [sighs, then dramatically over the top with telenovela accent, while Princey holds her in his arms dramatically] ¡Ay, te he esperado tanto, Thomas! ¿De verdad que me amas?
Princey: [same telenovela accent] ¡Te lo afirmo, te amo con todo mi corazón!
Valerie: [sighs again] ¡Ay!
Logic: [suprised] How do you know Spanish?
Thomas: [weird expression] I don't even know Spanish!