Young Sheldon (TV Series)

Poker, Faith and Eggs (2017)

Lance Barber: George Cooper Sr.

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• Pastor Jeff : I thought I'd talk this morning about how it all began. Now, everybody knows how on the first day of creation God said "Let there be light." And there was light. And when God saw that light, he knew that it was good.

  Meemaw : [Sees Sheldon raise his hand]  Oh, here we go.

  Pastor Jeff : Yes, Sheldon?

  Sheldon : You said he didn't create the sun until day four.

  Pastor Jeff : Yeah.

  Sheldon : So how could there be light the first three days?

  Pastor Jeff : God is light.

  Sheldon : So God's a photon?

  Pastor Jeff : God's what made photons possible.

  Sheldon : And what day did he do that?

  Pastor Jeff : I would think day one.

  George Sr. : [softly, to Mary]  If I grab my chest and keel over, maybe we can get out of here.

  Mary : [softly to George Sr]  That's a terrible thing to say.

  Pastor Jeff : ...because the first day had just begun.

  Sheldon : So, before the Big Bang?

  Pastor Jeff : There was no Big Bang. There was only the Word.

  Sheldon : Was the word "kaboom"?

  Mary : [softly to George Sr]  Okay, do it.

  [George Sr. feigns chest pains] 

  Mary : We gotta go.