Jimmy Kimmel: Self - Host

Quotes 

• George Clooney : [George Clooney's twins are on the show]  Would you like to see them?

  Himself - Host : Sure.

  [Audience starts applauding] 

  George Clooney : Here they come

  Matt Damon : [Matt Damon is bringing the twins out] 

  Himself - Host : No no no no NO!

  Himself - Host : [about the audience]  They're cheering for the babies, not *this person*!

• Himself - Host : Who let him in here?

  George Clooney : He's the manny.

  Matt Damon : I'm his manny.

  Himself - Host : You're his what?

  Matt Damon : It's a nanny who's a man.

  Himself - Host : You're not a man!

  Matt Damon : That's not what your wife said.

• [Matt reveals that the twins are in fact his two middle fingers] 

  Matt Damon : Here they are! This is Screw and this is You! SCREW YOU!

  Himself - Host : Security! Get him out of here right now!