- [first lines]
- The Tick: [narrating] And good things must come to an end. All bad things, too. Some are good ends. Same are bad ends. Some are split ends. Which is to say they embody attributes both good and bad.
- The Terror: Look at you. All heroed up.
- [scoffs]
- The Terror: Proud of yourself, you little cup of piss? You ruined my tune.
- Arthur Everest: You've ruined my life!
- The Terror: Your life's a joke, dumbass. You think this is a meaningful existence we're living in? Huh? This dumpster fire? This is a musical comedy. And I... am the only one making it rhyme.