- Howard: So uh, Penny. My book club is looking for new members, interesting people. And I thought of you.
- William 'Penny' Adiyodi: Why? Because I'm brown? And shackled? You know this looks bad for The Library, right?
- Howard: Woah. No. We're not - we shackle people of all races and colors here.
- William 'Penny' Adiyodi: Not better, Howard.
- Josh Hoberman: Fillory's at war.
- Eliot Waugh: What...
- Margo Hanson: ...The fuck?
- Josh Hoberman: I know, we are literally Questing through a war-torn country. So epic.