Young Sheldon (TV Series)
A Patch, a Modem, and a Zantac (2017)
Dave Florek: Dr. Eberland
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Quotes
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[Dr. Eberland is taking a medical history on Sheldon]
Dr. Eberland : Does he smoke?
Mary : 'Course not. He's nine.
Dr. Eberland : [chuckles] I started at his age. B-but only when I drank.
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[Dr. Eberland is questioning Sheldon's parents about his conversation with Sheldon]
Dr. Eberland : Um, "Radio Shack"?
Mary : He's trying to figure out how to help NASA land rockets.
Dr. Eberland : Oh. That's a nice thing.
George Sr. : He's just doing it out of spite.
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[Sheldon has been diagnosed with an ulcer]
Dr. Eberland : Has he been under some unusual stress lately?
Sheldon : Yes. She won't take me to Radio Shack.
George Sr. : Go wait outside.
Sheldon : [to Dr. Eberland] I've read some interesting research about treating ulcers with antimicrobials.
George Sr. : Go!
Sheldon : [leaving exam room] And you're surprised I have an ulcer.
George Sr. : I'm surprised I *don't* have one!