Young Sheldon (TV Series)
Cape Canaveral, Schrödinger's Cat, and Cyndi Lauper's Hair (2017)
Zoe Perry: Mary Cooper
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Quotes
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[Mary wraps a velvet fabric around Missy's head before sending her to bed]
Missy Cooper : This really works?
Mary Cooper : Your hair will look just as pretty tomorrow. Now, come on, let's tuck you in.
Missy Cooper : I'm glad I don't have orange hair.
Mary Cooper : Me too, baby.
Missy Cooper : I want to be more like Madonna.
Mary Cooper : Are you trying to kill me? 'Cause if you are, good job.
[kisses her forehead and leaves the bedroom]
Missy Cooper : Why is she only *like* a virgin?
Mary Cooper : Good night.
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Connie 'Meemaw' Tucker : I raised *you* with lots of freedom. You grew up responsible.
Mary Cooper : No, you didn't! You didn't raise me! I raised myself because you were hardly ever home!
Connie 'Meemaw' Tucker : Well, do you think I was out dancing? I was working two jobs to make all the money for your dad to lose on his stupid chain of Foto-Mats!
Mary Cooper : It wasn't his fault they blew over every time there was a storm.
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Connie 'Meemaw' Tucker : You raised yourself better than I ever could.
Mary Cooper : Do you really believe that?
Connie 'Meemaw' Tucker : No, but it'd help my case if *you* believed it.
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[Mary is trying to convince George Sr to spend more time with Sheldon]
Mary Cooper : George, you have to make an effort. Young boys who don't spend time with their daddies grow up to be oddballs.
George Cooper Sr. : Honey, I hate to tell you, but that ball's already pretty odd.
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Missy Cooper : Can I get orange hair like Cyndi Lauper?
Mary Cooper : Absolutely not.
Missy Cooper : Meemaw has friends with *blue* hair.
Connie 'Meemaw' Tucker : *I'm* not there yet, but once you reach a certain age, it becomes mandatory.