Quotes
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Ruby Arias : [looking at Alex's cast] Who's Wine?
Alex Danvers : That says "Winn". Do you want to sign?
Ruby Arias : Of course.
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Kara Danvers : What's wrong?
Samantha Arias : I have to go on a trip, and Mrs. Queller just canceled.
Kara Danvers : Is that your babysitter?
Samantha Arias : Yeah. Sorry, guys, carry on. I'm gonna just deal with this.
Alex Danvers : Well, I'm... I mean, I'm not doing anything. So I'm happy to have Ruby here with me.
Samantha Arias : No, I couldn't ask you. Look at your leg.
Ruby Arias : Come on, mom, let me stay with Alex. At the Christmas party, she promised to teach me how to punch without breaking my thumb.
Alex Danvers : Full disclosure, I am not a good babysitter.
Kara Danvers : Yeah, you should listen to her, 'cause one time, she made me watch "The Shining", and I had nightmares for weeks.
Alex Danvers : Yeah, um, okay, she was fifteen.
Kara Danvers : So?
Alex Danvers : So, you were the one who wanted to watch it!
Samantha Arias : Are you sure it's okay?
Alex Danvers : Yes, absolutely. I'm going a little bit stir-crazy. So, yeah. And if she gets out of line, I will call for backup.
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Ruby Arias : You're, like, the toughest person I've ever met.
Alex Danvers : Well, that is the nicest thing anybody has ever said to me.
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Ruby Arias : You okay?
Alex Danvers : Yeah, I'm fine.
Ruby Arias : Maggie? From the text before? She's your girlfriend, right?
Alex Danvers : Fiancée. Ex. Ex-fiancée. I... I wasn't expecting to hear from her. It's been a while since we broke up.
Ruby Arias : Does she wanna see you?
Alex Danvers : No. She thinks that she left her passport here, I guess, and was asking if I could please mail it to her.
Ruby Arias : Do you know where it is?
Alex Danvers : [looking around] Honestly, the only place I can think of is maybe in that top drawer.
Ruby Arias : [opening the drawer] Here it is. Wow. She traveled a lot.
Alex Danvers : Yeah. We had a lot of plans. You know... I really thought I was, uh... I was moving on. But I still feel so sad. It's like, uh... this is my life now. And I can't do anything about it.
Ruby Arias : I know what you mean.
Alex Danvers : Oh, yeah?
Ruby Arias : There's this girl at my school. Erika Morrison. And... I didn't let her copy my homework, and she got upset and starting texting and posting things about me.
Alex Danvers : Can you show me?
Ruby Arias : [handing Alex her cell phone] Yeah.
Alex Danvers : [scoffing] Erika Morrison. What does she know?
[reading the messages]
Alex Danvers : Who died and made this girl queen? Uh-uh. No. Come on.
Ruby Arias : What are we doing?
Alex Danvers : Oh, this, we can do something about.
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Alex Danvers : [playing Trivial Pursuit] When East Pakistan separated from West Pakistan, it formed which country?
Ruby Arias : Bangladesh. Pie.
Alex Danvers : How did you know that?
Ruby Arias : I'm super smart.
Alex Danvers : Whatever. I'm super hungry, so... where is that tator tot masterpiece you made me?
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Alex Danvers : Are you Erika Morrison?
Erika Morrison : Yeah.
Alex Danvers : Special Agent Danvers, FBI. Have you been sending harassing messages to a young woman named Ruby Arias?
Erika Morrison : No, I haven't.
Alex Danvers : [showing her one of the messages] We intercepted this earlier today. Did you know the FBI monitors cyberbullying? I have twenty-three separate incidents of harassment catalogued here.
Erika Morrison : But I didn't mean it.
Alex Danvers : You violated three criminal statutes. Do you know what that means?
[Erika shakes her head "no"]
Alex Danvers : That means you could go to juvie.
Erika Morrison : I don't want to go to juvie!
Alex Danvers : Well, you should have thought about that before you broke the law.
Erika Morrison : I'll never do it again. I promise.
Alex Danvers : I don't know. I think I should probably still talk to your parents about this.
Erika Morrison : No, please don't tell my mom. She'll kill me.
Alex Danvers : Okay. You will apologize to Ms. Arias. And if I ever hear another incident of bullying from you ever again, you will have the federal government to deal with.
Erika Morrison : You won't. I swear.
Alex Danvers : Have a nice day. Go ahead. Close the door.
Ruby Arias : [having been hiding out of sight] That was awesome.
Alex Danvers : Right? Give me the crutches.
Ruby Arias : Okay. So, there's a girl who lives three houses down. She shoved me in kindergarten.
Alex Danvers : Don't push it.
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Ruby Arias : It was really fun hanging out with you today.
Alex Danvers : It was, wasn't it? I don't know how I would have handled this without you here. I mean, normally, I'd lean on my sister. But, well, she's out of town.
Ruby Arias : Well, I can sub for her anytime.
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Samantha Arias : Hey.
Alex Danvers : Hey, she's alive.
Samantha Arias : Hi, baby. I missed you.
Ruby Arias : Missed you, too.
Samantha Arias : How'd it go?
Alex Danvers : A total disaster. I mean, what a nightmare of a kid you've raised.
Samantha Arias : Oh, I know. She's rough, right?