Thu, Apr 5, 2018
Tiffany and Sinnomin found Leah a playgroup, "surprise"! Cayenne is a hippie, Jessica has a temper, Rob is a perv, and Ms. Barbara seems to think Leah needs to be "diagnosed." Jessica breastfeeds her son in front of everyone, he's fifteen, that's it, Leah's done, but then in walks Allessandro, dressed like a chippendale, with a tray of win. Ok, she'll stay, but just this once.
Thu, Apr 5, 2018
Before Leah can express she doesn't want to host another playdate, in walks Ben, the work from home dad. He's cute, has a baby, and just got off a meeting. Leah can't help but be a little impressed. As Leah starts to tell how when she tried to work from home while watching kids it was a complete failure, Ben breastfeeds his baby. Allessandro couldn't arrive with the wine soon enough.
Thu, Apr 5, 2018
Everyone brought their chore charts. Jessica introduces her elaborate chore chart. Tiffany brings out her technically advanced chore chart. Then Leah brings out her's. Yikes! Since Jessica is losing the chore chart battle she remembers to show off her language learning bags to prove she's on top of the education thing, or is she?
Thu, Apr 5, 2018
Sinnomin is potty training her daughter Spice. Ms. Barbara has everyone tell how they potty trained, which Jessica is quickly offended by Leah and Ben's use of candy to potty train their kids. When Cayenne describes her method of potty training "naked in the backyard" Rob is once again distracted, until Jessica explain her "potty party."
Thu, Apr 5, 2018
Ms. Barbara presents Leah with a certificate. To induct Leah into their "tribe" Ms. Barbara starts the game, "lesson or confession." Cayenne confesses, Jakey's 15, and she's ready to ween. Rob offers to help and gives her his card. Tiffany can't hold back, confession - she has five Rosetta Stones. It's Leah's turn. She makes a heartfelt speech, but is anyone even listening?