- Cameron Tucker: [Holding three paper airplanes] These are your futures, and they are flying...
- [tries to throw one out the window, but fails]
- Cameron Tucker: ... out...
- [tries and fails again...]
- Cameron Tucker: the window...
- [successfully throws the last one out the window]
- Cameron Tucker: ... never to be seen again.
- Football Player: [Peeking through window with airplane] Hey, coach, you dropped this?
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Why is that fort still here?
- Joe Pritchett: I need it for protection.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: From what, Apaches? Are you being attacked?
- Joe Pritchett: Sure seems like it.
- Phil Dunphy: [Hears a bear] That sounded big, didn't it? Good thing I smell like berries, honey and raw fish... so I'm basically all three courses of a bear's favorite meal!
- Luke Dunphy: [seeing video of Cam on his phone] Oh, Cam.
- [pushes like button]
- Luke Dunphy: Like.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: [also seeing video] Ay, Cam.
- [pushes like button]
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Like.