Young Sheldon (TV Series)

A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer (2018)

Lance Barber: George Cooper Sr.

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Quotes 

• Georgie : [They're doing laundry, he opens the dryer door and pokes his head into it]  Where does the water come out of?

  George Sr. : Well, seeing as that's the dryer, nowhere.

  Georgie : [Opens the lid of the washer]  So this is the washer?

  George Sr. : No fooling you.

  Georgie : What are you doing?

  George Sr. : Separating the whites from the colors.

  Georgie : Whoa. That's racist.

  George Sr. : [Talking to himself]  How'd I wind up with a rocket scientist for one son and a rodeo clown for the other?

  Georgie : Man, I'd give anything to be a rodeo clown. They make people happy and they get to see the rodeo for free.

• Georgie : I'm just saying I'm better suited to the single life.

  George Sr. : And how do you picture that?

  Georgie : Okay. You know the buffet at Golden Corral where there's all kinds of choices and you can have as much as you want?

  George Sr. : Yeah?

  Georgie : It'll be like that, only with hot girls.

  George Sr. : Georgie, I'll bet you a thousand dollars you're married before you're 25.

  Georgie : You've got a bet.

  [They shake hands] 

  Georgie : I feel like I'm stealing your money.

  Sheldon : [Voiceover]  Georgie married his first wife at 19. He never paid my father.

• Georgie : [He and George are watching football in the living room]  I ain't never gettin' married.

  George Sr. : Is that so?

  Georgie : Girls ain't nothin' but trouble.

  [No sooner than that leaves his mouth, the phone rings. He jumps up] 

  Georgie : I'll get it.

  [Runs to the phone and picks up, bad suave voice] 

  Georgie : Hello. Georgie speaking.

  Missy : [At Meemaw's]  Did you run to the phone? Do you feel stupid?

  [Cut back to Georgie, he hangs up]