- Georgie: [They're doing laundry, he opens the dryer door and pokes his head into it] Where does the water come out of?
- George Sr.: Well, seeing as that's the dryer, nowhere.
- Georgie: [Opens the lid of the washer] So this is the washer?
- George Sr.: No fooling you.
- Georgie: What are you doing?
- George Sr.: Separating the whites from the colors.
- Georgie: Whoa. That's racist.
- George Sr.: [Talking to himself] How'd I wind up with a rocket scientist for one son and a rodeo clown for the other?
- Georgie: Man, I'd give anything to be a rodeo clown. They make people happy and they get to see the rodeo for free.
- Georgie: I'm just saying I'm better suited to the single life.
- George Sr.: And how do you picture that?
- Georgie: Okay. You know the buffet at Golden Corral where there's all kinds of choices and you can have as much as you want?
- George Sr.: Yeah?
- Georgie: It'll be like that, only with hot girls.
- George Sr.: Georgie, I'll bet you a thousand dollars you're married before you're 25.
- Georgie: You've got a bet.
- [They shake hands]
- Georgie: I feel like I'm stealing your money.
- Sheldon: [Voiceover] Georgie married his first wife at 19. He never paid my father.
- Georgie: [He and George are watching football in the living room] I ain't never gettin' married.
- George Sr.: Is that so?
- Georgie: Girls ain't nothin' but trouble.
- [No sooner than that leaves his mouth, the phone rings. He jumps up]
- Georgie: I'll get it.
- [Runs to the phone and picks up, bad suave voice]
- Georgie: Hello. Georgie speaking.
- Missy: [At Meemaw's] Did you run to the phone? Do you feel stupid?
- [Cut back to Georgie, he hangs up]