- Stu: [after Vic yells at him to go to Compton] Okay, stop just yelling neighborhoods. That's not how Uber works, okay?
- Stu: I'm gonna need therapy for the rest of my life. And I don't have insurance. So I'm gonna have to get cheap student therapists who quote white guys with Indian names who tell me I should meditate! I DO MEDITATE!
- Vic: [Vic sees Stu crying] You need a tissue? Teddy bear? You got a blankie in the trunk you want me to grab?