Planet of the Taz (TV Mini Series)
Planet of the Taz (2001)
Joe Alaskey: Daffy Duck
Quotes
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Daffy Duck : Get back, I'm driving!
Porky Pig : Let go of the wheel!
[the two crash-land in an unknown planet]
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Daffy Duck : Maybe, I should push this button.
[Daffy ejects from his ship and lands on the ground]
Daffy Duck : I feel the urge to upchuck.
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Porky Pig : If you let me drive, we'd be back on Earth by now.
Daffy Duck : Cheer up, eager young space cadet. We'll find a phone, call NASA, and tell them we need a tow.
[They get captured by a net]
Daffy Duck : Hey, what gives?
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Weema : Aren't these amazing specimens, Dr. Zarius? Didn't it sound like they could talk?
Dr. Zarius : Impossible, Weema. Disgusting beasts.
[Daffy talks like a normal Taz to get Zarius' attention]
Weema : They're trying to communicate.
Dr. Zarius : They're trying to bite us.
Weema : The little, pink one looks very clever. I'll call him Bright One. But the feathery creature has a low, stupid look. I will call him Idiot Eyes.
[Daffy is unimpressed]
Daffy Duck : That's enough, sister!
Dr. Zarius : The beast spoke!
Weema : And the other, does it speak, too?
Porky Pig : Idiot Eyes? Hahahaha!
Dr. Zarius : There can be only one intelligent species on this world, and that species is Taz! These creatures must be destroyed.
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Daffy Duck : [Daffy and Porky see the destroyed Statue of Liberty at a beach] No. No, the fools! They blew it up. THEY BLEW IT ALL UP!
Porky Pig : [Porky checks out that the statue is a tiny, undamaged one from Taiwan] Made in Taiwan.
Daffy Duck : Hmmm. What do you know?
[Daffy continues yelling]
Daffy Duck : No, it can't be! Why? WHY?
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Daffy Duck : [Original version only] If they ever give Emmys for this web stuff, I'm a shoo-in!