- Daffy Duck: Get back, I'm driving!
- Porky Pig: Let go of the wheel!
- [the two crash-land in an unknown planet]
- Daffy Duck: Maybe, I should push this button.
- [Daffy ejects from his ship and lands on the ground]
- Daffy Duck: I feel the urge to upchuck.
- Porky Pig: If you let me drive, we'd be back on Earth by now.
- Daffy Duck: Cheer up, eager young space cadet. We'll find a phone, call NASA, and tell them we need a tow.
- [They get captured by a net]
- Daffy Duck: Hey, what gives?
- Weema: Aren't these amazing specimens, Dr. Zarius? Didn't it sound like they could talk?
- Dr. Zarius: Impossible, Weema. Disgusting beasts.
- [Daffy talks like a normal Taz to get Zarius' attention]
- Weema: They're trying to communicate.
- Dr. Zarius: They're trying to bite us.
- Weema: The little, pink one looks very clever. I'll call him Bright One. But the feathery creature has a low, stupid look. I will call him Idiot Eyes.
- [Daffy is unimpressed]
- Daffy Duck: That's enough, sister!
- Dr. Zarius: The beast spoke!
- Weema: And the other, does it speak, too?
- Porky Pig: Idiot Eyes? Hahahaha!
- Dr. Zarius: There can be only one intelligent species on this world, and that species is Taz! These creatures must be destroyed.
- Daffy Duck: [Daffy and Porky see the destroyed Statue of Liberty at a beach] No. No, the fools! They blew it up. THEY BLEW IT ALL UP!
- Porky Pig: [Porky checks out that the statue is a tiny, undamaged one from Taiwan] Made in Taiwan.
- Daffy Duck: Hmmm. What do you know?
- [Daffy continues yelling]
- Daffy Duck: No, it can't be! Why? WHY?