Mysterious Phenomena of the Unexplained (TV Series)

The Taming of the Screwball (2002)

Bob Bergen: Porky Pig

Quotes 

• Porky Pig : I don't get it. We only get rich the play bomb-stinks?

  Daffy Duck : Exactly! If the play closes on opening night, we get to keep all the money that the investors think we spent on the show!

  Porky Pig : But, we need an actor.

  Daffy Duck : We need a disgustingly BAD actor!

• Porky Pig : Ew. This guy really stinks.

  Daffy Duck : I know. Isn't it great?

  William Shakespeare's Ghost : This spinning typhoon is acting like a buffoon. I must cast ye a spelleth, to make him speak... Oooh, welleth!

  Taz : [Taz gets zapped by Shakespeare]  What is in a name that what you call a rose by any other word would smell as sweet?

  [Daffy gets a magic book, in anger] 

  Daffy Duck : Two can play at that game, buster!

  [Daffy puts on a magical hat] 

  Daffy Duck : Abracadabra, wallakazaz, give me that Taz and make him a spaz!

  [Daffy zaps Taz]