Missy : How come you're not eating your snack?
Sheldon : I prefer my snack to be a reward for homework well done.
Missy : You're like an old person.
Sheldon : Thank you.
Mary : Why does the kitchen smell like whiskey?
Sheldon : [points to Missy with an overly bandaged finger] Ask her.
Mary : [sees his bandage] Oh, my Lord!
Missy : [smirking] Ask me what I did to Meemaw.
Sheldon : Did you see that?
Missy : Yeah, there's someone in the back yard. They're trying to get in!
Sheldon : Oh, no! What do we do?
Meemaw : [opens the back door, the kids scream and Missy sprays her with the CO2 fire extinguisher, Meemaw spits out frost] Will one of you get me a towel?
Sheldon : What do we have to sterilize the needle?
Missy : Mom uses lit matches on them.
Sheldon : We're not allowed to play with matches.
Missy : Well, what else will work?
Sheldon : Alcohol.
[cut to Missy pouring a glass full of whiskey]
Sheldon : [Missy's trying to extract a splinter with a needle] What if you slip and stab me in the eye?
Missy : I'm not gonna slip! Who always wins when we play...
[eyes widen, runs off and gets Operation to use the game tweezers]
Sheldon : [whispering] Let's make this quick.
Missy : Why are you whispering?
Sheldon : This is how people speak when they're being naughty.
Missy : I wouldn't know. I'm naughty all the time.
Mary : You won't need it, but in the cupboard here, under the sink, is the fire extinguisher.
Missy : That looks like fun.
Mary : For *fires* only, and don't be starting any fires just so you can use it.
Missy : [whispers to Sheldon] It's like she can read my mind.
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