The Fanatic (2019)

John Travolta: Moose

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Quotes 

• Moose : [to store manager]  Hey Aaron!

  Aaron : Chocolate mousse!

  Moose : I can't talk too long. I gotta poo.

• [Moose puts a pair of antlers on his head] 

  Moose : Moose is in the house. Moose is in the house.

  [he gets up and walks around the couch] 

  Moose : Watch out. Watch out. Here's Moosey!

• [strangling Todd] 

  Moose : I wish Freddy Krueger would come, and chop off your head, and it would roll in the street, and a truck would squish it, and the blood would splatter everywhere, and everyone would watch it!

• [Moose leaves an envelope for Dunbar on the front yard, but he notices Dora, one of the housekeepers, pick up the envelope. He runs towards her as she prepares to open it] 

  Moose : No, don't read it! Don't read it! Don't read it!

  Dora : What are you doing?

  Moose : I said don't read it!

  [Dora hits Moose with a feather duster] 

  Dora : Out! Out!

  Moose : Ow! Stop hitting me!

  [as Dora continues to hit him with the feather duster, Moose punches her, causing her to fall and hit the back of her head on a fountain] 

  Moose : Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh! Are you okay?

  [Moose notices the blood flowing out of Dora's nose, unaware that she is dead] 

  Moose : I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. That's a nosebleed. That, that's bad. That's bad. I had a nosebleed. It wasn't fun.

• Moose : [dressed as a British policeman attempting a Cockney accent]  Poppycock!

• [Dunbar wakes up and finds himself tied in his bed. Moose enters the room dressed as Jason Voorhees and approaches Dunbar, knife in hand] 

  Hunter Dunbar : Wait, wait, wait! Wait! Wait!

  [Moose stabs Dunbar in the chest several times, but Dunbar realizes it's a retractable prop knife. Moose sees the stunned look on Dunbar's face and takes off his mask] 

  Moose : I fooled Hunter Dunbar! I fooled Hunter Dunbar! I'm a... I'm such a good actor!

  Hunter Dunbar : Are you out of your mind?

• [while watching one of Dunbar's films and crying] 

  Moose : You just pretend all day, that's all you do! Anybody can do that!

  [he gets up and approaches the screen] 

  Moose : Anybody can do that!

• [after Moose is confronted by Leah over him posting selfies of himself and Dunbar on social media, he shoves her to the wall] 

  Moose : You're mean! You're mean!

  [Moose picks up his phone] 

  Moose : Okay, that's it, Leah. Look at this. You're blocked. You're blocked from my social media!

  [Moose shoves Leah out of the house] 

  Moose : You go! You get out of here!

• Leah : I can't think of one good reason why you, of all people, should know where Hunter Dunbar's house is.

  Moose : I want to see how successful he is.

  Leah : Okay, cool.

  [Proceeds to give Moose details of Hunter's address] 

• Moose : [in Hunter's home]  This is not a good script. He should not do it.

• Moose : [Cowering on the floor below 'Hunter', actor now wielding knife at him, fingers of one hand already blown off]  I just like your movies!

• Moose : I'm not a stalker... I'm A fan!

• Leah : [Attempting to break into building]  Scissors, dude? I said bolt cutters!

  Moose : I don't know what they are.

• Moose : Mr Dummy Bar. You have not, I repeat, made the best choices.

• Moose : [dressed as policeman with bad Cockney accent]  London Bridge is right over there...

  [Points with stick] 

  Moose : The Beatles are here... 'Ello Tracy. 'Ello Tracy... Jack the Rippah.

• Moose : [Pretending to be London policeman]  'Ello little boy. You wanna take a photograph with me?

• Bartender : Can I get you a drink, sir? Can I get you a drink?

  Moose : Can I just have a strawberry milkshake with real ice cream, please?

  Bartender : We don't have milkshakes, but I can make you a cocktail or pour you a soda.

  Moose : No thanks, I just wanna shake.

• Moose : I'm not an idiot.

  Leah : I know you're not.

  Moose : I love you.

  Leah : I love you too, Moosey.

• Leah : [startled while taking paparazzi photographs]  You can't just sneak up on someone like that. I almost had a shot of Conrad Hall coming out of Earth Bar.

  Moose : Earth Bar sucks. No milk shakes.

• Moose : [dressed as policeman with bad Cockney accent]  Welcome to 'Ollywood where dreams are made of.

• Moose : [writing letter]  Will you please sign my vest and follow me on social media, love Moose

• Moose : [Looking in Hunter's fridge]  Poor Danny, all that money, no ice cream.

• Moose : She is not my BBF. She is not.

• Moose : Dear Mr Dunbar, I'm writing to you, because I really care about you.

• Moose : [with British police helmet on]  I'm not really from London, you know. A lot of people think I'm from London, but I'm not.

• Moose : [after waiting in a queue for an hour]  Aaron! He's leaving! Is he going to sign?

• Hunter Dunbar : I don't know what you're doing outside my house like some sort of deaf, mute pervert, but I suggest you keep moving. Unless you want trouble. You want trouble.

  Moose : I sure don't. I sure don't. Here's a letter for you. It's a letter.

  Hunter Dunbar : You wrote a letter? I don't accept letters here. Listen, pal, I don't know how you found me, but I don't ever want to see you in this neighborhood again. Okay? You understand?

  Moose : I just want your autograph, Mr. Dunbar. I collect autographs. And I bought your... I bought your vest from 'Vampire Killers'. It was $300. See?

  [he holds up the vest] 

  Hunter Dunbar : What are you some sorta freak autograph hound that won't leave me the fuck alone? You just can't come to my private residence looking for me. You want my autograph? Give me a pen.

  [Moose gives Hunter a pen] 

  Hunter Dunbar : I got your autograph.

  [he writes on Moose's shirt] 

  Hunter Dunbar : Now get the fuck out of here.

• Moose : [picking up a movie script]  This is not a good script, he should not do it.

  [he picks up medicine bottles] 

  Moose : Two for sleep, one for insomnia. Poor Dunbar, he shouldn't be taking drugs.