- Malcolm Webster: Look, call me old-fashioned, but I think it's my job to look after you and make sure you'll be looked after should anything happen to me.
- Claire Morris: And what if something happens to me?
- Malcolm Webster: Nothing is going to happen to you... I won't let it.
- Malcolm Webster: [to Felicity] This just means if anything happens to me everything I own is yours; the house in Scotland, my life insurance, the car... everything. But nothing is going to happen to you. I won't let it. The point is once these new wills are signed I can relax knowing you'll be looked after, whatever happens to me in the future.
- Malcolm Webster: Scotch broth. Homemade.
- Claire Morris: Ouch. That's hot!
- Malcolm Webster: Yep, that'll put hairs on your chest.
- Claire Morris: Great. That's just what I need.
- Malcolm Webster: Don't worry I'll still love you.