Saffron Henderson: Impedimenta
Quotes
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Geriatrix : [Eavedropping outside Getafix's house with the rest of the village behind him] They're talking about a recipe!
Unhygienix : A recipe?
Fulliautomatix : Would this be an apple recipe?
Cacofonix : An apple strudle, perhaps?
Impedimenta : Ah, shut it!
Mme Agecanonix : You did say recipe?
Geriatrix : Yes, I did say recipe!
Impedimenta : Why would they lock themselves up in there just to cook up an apple pie?
Mme Agecanonix : Are you sure that's what they said, sugardove?
Unhygienix : [mocking] Are you sure you're not deaf as a doornail, sugardove?
[Mrs. Geriatrix slaps him]
Unhygienix : I cannot strike a woman.
[Mrs, Geriatrix slaps him again]
Unhygienix : Let alone if she's married to a doornail.
Geriatrix : [throws his cane at Unhygienix and lunges at him] Here's your doornail!
[the entire village begins to fight]
