Scott McNeil: Fulliautomatix
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Quotes
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Geriatrix : [Eavedropping outside Getafix's house with the rest of the village behind him] They're talking about a recipe!
Unhygienix : A recipe?
Fulliautomatix : Would this be an apple recipe?
Cacofonix : An apple strudle, perhaps?
Impedimenta : Ah, shut it!
Mme Agecanonix : You did say recipe?
Geriatrix : Yes, I did say recipe!
Impedimenta : Why would they lock themselves up in there just to cook up an apple pie?
Mme Agecanonix : Are you sure that's what they said, sugardove?
Unhygienix : [mocking] Are you sure you're not deaf as a doornail, sugardove?
[Mrs. Geriatrix slaps him]
Unhygienix : I cannot strike a woman.
[Mrs, Geriatrix slaps him again]
Unhygienix : Let alone if she's married to a doornail.
Geriatrix : [throws his cane at Unhygienix and lunges at him] Here's your doornail!
[the entire village begins to fight]
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Unhygienix : [Trying to make a potion] So I'll pour this stuff into that stuff...
Fulliautomatix : What are you adding that for? The same thing happens every time.
Unhygienix : It's different now! ..This stuff into that stuff, and after that I count to ten, slowly, and if it hasn't exploded, we're safe! It's not going to blow. Ready?
[adds one drop]
Unhygienix : ....One...
[it explodes]
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Redbeard : [Unhygienix and Fulliautomatix get into an fight about Unhygienix trying to be a druid] Gentlemen, gentlemen, please! Let's be reasonable!
Pegleg : Really, it's not worth a fight!
Redbeard : Can we offer you some light refreshments?
Pegleg : Winum drinkum calmus doofus?
Redbeard : [Warily] Wouldn't go there if I were you, but I do implore you to keep your cool.
Fulliautomatix : [pause] It's true, I get worked up easy. After all, if you want to druid around, I can't stop you.
Unhygienix : [Sits down and tosses some ingredients into his cauldron] Well, you know, maybe you're right. I never get anything with all this mixing. Nothing ever does the-
[the cauldron explodes, destroying the pirate ship]
